Say We're Sweethearts Again

I never knew

That our romance had ended
Until you poisoned my food
And I thought it was a lark
When you kicked me in the park...
But now I think it was rude!

I never knew
That you and I were finished
Until that bottle hit my head!
Now I try to be aloof when you
Push me off the roof -
I feel our romance is dead.

It wouldn't have been so bad
If you had told me
That someone had taken my place!
But no, no you didn't even scold me!
You just try to disfigure my face!

You'll never know
How this heart of mine is breaking -
It looks so hopeless but then
Life used to be so placid!
Won't you please put down that acid?
And say that we're sweethearts again!